• Me:

    *heals self*

  • Enemy:

    *heals self*

  • Me:

    Whoa. Whoa.

  • Me:

    What do you think you're doing?

  • Me:

    I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?

  • Me:

    Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.

  • Me:

  • Me:

  • Me:

    It's different when I do it.

(Source: bookiesbooty, via dutchster)

unclefather:

i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me” 

(via necromantiqua)

nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

(Source: nevver, via thebjdhotel)